Stocking Stuffer Alert! Review and Giveaway of Soft LIps and Anti Monkey Butt Powder!!

Title got you reading did it? Wondering how lips and butts could POSSIBLY be in any way similar? Well, they should both be baby soft! Okay, this was the funniest review ever. Not because there were toys to play with etc etc. Because there were SO many things to laugh at. Good thing I had the Anti Monkey Butt Powder just in case of an accident. Got ya looking? Read on my friends!

There are two parts to this review/giveaway. The first is Soft Lips. I don't know how many of you remember, but I had a split lip forever. And then the first one healed and I got another, which lasted a month....until I got the Soft Lips. Nothing else worked on my lips. It is almost like my lips would just suck up the chapstick like it was lotion. But Soft Lips made my lip so soft and nice for such a long time. And they were so yummy. Even my hubby commented on how nice they tasted! Not only that, but they even have an SPF of 20 to protect my lips from the sun! These are absolutely the PERFECT stocking stuffer, at the perfect price. Not only that, but each of the winter flavors come with a complimentary Softlips favorite lip balm! You know that stocking stuffers are the last thing you are buying, be sure to put this on your list. I would also strongly recommend a resolution to get those soft lips back. Remember when we were in high school and our boyfriends had the luxury of our baby soft lips? Well, don't let lips be like shaving, give your man something soft to love on (other than the love handles we put on over the season!) Below are the winter flavors:

• New in 2009! Softlips^® Sugar & Spice
• New in 2009! Softlips^® Sugar Plum Berry
• Softlips^® Winter Mint
• Softlips^® Sugar Cookie

Come on ladies...make a resolution to kiss that man more in the New Year!
Now for the second part....the Anti Monkey Butt Powder. I will wait for you to finish laughing......When I first got the powder, I had to laugh at the picture and show it to my husband. I mean come on....how cute is this picture.

My son thought it was hilarious as well. And the smart little booger he is....he knew EXACTLY what to do with it! I was downstairs cooking dinner when I heard his sweet little voice calling to me that he needed the mommy monkey, too. I had no idea what he was talking about. I look to the landing....and what do I see but a VERY proud butt-naked little two year old. He said he needed the mommy powder, and wanted to show me. So I headed upstairs where he proceeded to show me how he bent over to put on the "daddy" monkey butt powder. I was laughing to hard that I started crying. He was so cute. Too bad he can't give a thorough review. This mommy can tell you, though, that it worked better than regular baby powder after I put that diaper back on! Fast forward to a couple of days. I told him he wasn't allowed to touch the powder anymore. I went to change the baby's diaper and start his bath. He comes running up to me, his brown sweats COVERED. He got sent to timeout. When he came out I asked him what he did wrong. He said "I am not allowed to play with monkey butts!"

As for the husband, he is a restaurant manager, and while he wouldn't admit TOO much to me how much he enjoyed it and the benefits it offered, I did notice he used it again...and again and again. And for me? Well, without getting TOO personal, I have the biggest issue with yucky tooshie around the time of an unwanted monthly visitor. Especially since I work at a desk all day, this time can get pretty itchy. I have to tell you, though, that with the lady anti monkey butt powder, I did not have ONE issue all week! I loved it! Not only that, but I found another FANTASTIC use for it as well. I had shaved my bikini line to hit the pool with the little lady. I tend to get a horrible red, bumpy rash when I shave that area. But, I little bit of Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder, and I was good to go. These two reasons alone will keep this product in my bathroom!

For the facts of it, I couldn't say it any better than the website:
"Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation. It is Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!" Cracks me up. What other product do you use daily that makes you chuckle? For the added "need to know info",  unlike other powders, Anti-Monkey Butt has calamine and talc which gives it a cooling sensation instead of the burning that you might get from other products.

After writing this, I went to read the reviews, they were absolutely raving. Read them yourself HERE!

And now for the part that we ALL love.....the Giveaway! I have the opportunity to offer my readers not only one but TWO giveaways. There will be a separate winner for the Softlips, and one for the Anti Monkey Butt powder.

GIVEAWAY ONE: SoftLips

BUY IT!: For $2.99 to $3.99 for the dual-stick pack.  Now through out the holiday/winter season, the limited addition flavors Sugar & Spice and Sugar Plum Berry will be available in Target and Winter Mint and Sugar Cookie will be available at Walgreens.

WIN IT! One lucky reader will get a set of the new Softlips limited edition winter flavors

MANDATORY ENTRY: Visit SoftLips.com and give me a great lip tip! 


EXTRA ENTRIES: Do as many as you want, just leave a comment for each!

• Become a fan of softlips on facebook
• Follow my blog
• Vote for me on the top right (once per day)
• Blog about this giveaway (3 entries)
• Put my button on your blog (2 entries)
  

GIVEAWAY TWO!: ANTI MONKEY BUTT POWDER

BUY IT! You can buy it online HERE (they also have the local stores where it is available on that link).


WIN IT! One lucky reader will receive one regular Anti Monkey Butt Powder and one Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder. Don't be shy. It is good stuff!



MANDATORY ENTRY: Visit antimonkeybutt.com and let me know your favorite logo of theirs!


EXTRA ENTRIES:Do as many as you want, but leave a comment for each!

• Become a fan of Anti Monkey Butt Powder on facebook!
  
• Follow me on twitter
• Subscribe to this blog by email and activate
• Vote for me on the top right. Put Monkey Butt vote so I know which is which!
• Blog about this giveaway (3 entries)

(These products were sent to me free of charge to review. I was not paid to say any of these things, however the words written are my true opinion of the product. )

THESE GIVEAWAYS ENDS AT 11:59 PM MDT ON 1/04/2009. WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN BY RANDOM.ORG AND WILL HAVE 48 HOURS TO RESPOND! Open to U.S. and Canada only!

Good Luck and Have fun!!!