Twinkies still taste the same!

I can't be random today. I feel like that poor little squirrel that got squished in the middle of the road but no one tries to avoid him. Or they try to but then they end up running right down the whole length of him. But, I will tell you what craziness is happening as I write this.

I have a smart boy....daddy is trying to tell little man to tell me that daddy sings better. Little man looks at him and says "NO WAY"! That is right little man! No one sings Santa is coming to town better than mommy.....wait. Yes, someone does. Bruce Springsteen in his live version. OMG, that sexy little laugh he does. Wow, how old am I? If you don't know this song I am referring to....please don't tell me.

As I am trying to write this, hubby is watching FOX and on comes an all-male 800 number commercial. How do you keep a straight face as your hubby blurts out "I bet they ARE NOT gay. They just want a paycheck." Neither of us cares. Our children, our friends, our family. We love you and always will no matter who you choose to love.....but REALLY? What do you say to "How much do you want to bet they aren't really gay. They are just pretending?"

I am suffering today. Not simply because I have the cold from h-e-double hockey sticks. But because I have decided that until my kids can take cold medicine, I can't. Which means at least another year. Why are they running around and playing with snotty noses, coughs, sneezes and sore throats while I am sitting here barely breathing and can't stand up without getting winded. I may need to change strategies.

Hee hee.... I only have one more person to shop for this Christmas. Are you jealous?

Don't be. That person is my Best Friend. Shouldn't she have been done first. I mean seriously, hubby's socks and underwear aren't going anywhere.

I am SOOOOOO happy that baby girl finally had her birthday and now we can play tea party together. Only problem is that Little Man has taken over said tea pot present and got the first tea party. How wrong is this? Poor baby girl! Or is it poor hubby that he has to spend the week of baby girl's birthday watching his son play with dolls, tea parties, and purses? Again, to each his own... we love you don't care...but I think when I dressed our son in the purple play-skirt it was too much.

Just so you know....Hostess cupcakes no longer taste like they did ten  twenty years ago. However, Twinkies are just as good. Makes me think of that Family Guy episode where the Twinkie factory was the only thing to withstand the year 2000.. Not that I will admit to watching it.

Speaking of parties, whenever it was I mentioned it (did I mention I am sick)... I made the hubby clean the upstairs tub "in case" anyone used the bathroom. Don't lie. You KNOW you are the person that looks in the shower to see how clean it is. We all do it. Although, I don't know how much good it did since the baseboards were still dusty and the dustbuster was left in the middle of the bathroom. Not to mention the stickers stuck on the sink or the spilled coffee on the baby gate. What? If you are judging at this minute....you have never had children less than two years apart without a maid or nanny.

I am sad right now (even though maybe I should be happy?). And only one of you will know exactly WHY since I will email you as soon as I find your email. But isn't it strange how this bloggy world grabs on your heart? Isn't it strange how we become friends? Not just online friends.....but in a sense "real life" friends even though we have never met. Isn't it funny that we laugh, cry, love, and hate through this world. I want you "internet" friends of mine to know... I take your emails, advice, and friendship just as seriously as I do real life. And remember that you NEVER know how much you may mean to someone. So don't take who you are for granted.

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