You know we all have them. That beautiful moment that makes you realize you are a mom, the moment that something you swore you would never say comes out of your mouth, those moments you couldn't even make up if you tried? Well, let's share shall we? Those moments in which we are pulling our hair out, trying not to cry, laugh, or scream. Moments we think we would never see, and moments we think we will never laugh at? Let it out ladies!
Conversations from this week:
Me: What do you want for lunch?
Baby Girl: Heat Dog
Me: You mean HOT dog?
Baby Girl: Heat dog
Me: Say hot
Baby Girl: Hot
Me: Say Dog
Baby Girl: Dog
Me: Now say HOT DOG
Baby Girl: Heat dog.
Me: whatever
Little Man: Can I have a sucker?
Me: No, we are having dinner soon
Little Man: How about a blue one?
Me: I already said no
Little Man: Okay, I will just have a cookie then
Me:You can only have dinner
Little Man: Okay, I will have a cookie for dinner
Little Man: Daddy, where is my car
Daddy: Right in front of you....take two steps forward, no over there, right on the table. No right next to the lamp. The lamp. THE LAMP! It is RIGHT in front of you!! Seriously? Boy, open your eyes.
and not an hour later.......
Daddy: Have you seen my car keys?
Me: They are on my side stand next to my cell phone. No, MY side stand. Um, the one next to my bed. Next to my cell phone. My cell phone. C..E...L...L... PHONE! It is right in front of you! Seriously? Open your freaking eyes!!
7 of you are the "cool kids":
roflmbo that last one cracked me up. I deal with the same thing here EVERYDAY> I just look at the hubs and go seriously??
lol! :)
How is it that I can see things that the rest of my family can not?????? Drives me insane!!
Somehow [roll eyes] my husband can not see a sink filled with dishes and pillows/blankets all over the living room when I ask him to clean up. He "doesn't know what to do" unless I tell him specifically to fill the dishwasher, fold the blankets & put away the pillows - Uggggg!
lol I think I see a future lawyer in your house!
LOL those are too funny. Isn't it so true that a lot of times you can't even see what's in front of your face.
The Dad and Keys one sooo sounds like my house. I swear sometimes that kid just pretends to look.
omg, conversating with family is work!
Oh, what a great laugh! I often tell my husband that I think I have three kids in the house -- and, yes, he gets really frustrated with the kids for all the things he does, too -- not picking up after himself, not being able to find things, using stuff without asking. LOL
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